How the Mueller Report Fixed Everything
The New Yorker / Shouts & Murmurs
A sous-chef handed me the Mueller report, whispering, "Trust me."
No, What You Said About Kelly Has Not Affected My Dungeon-Mastering, And Yes, 50 Dragons Just Appeared In The Tavern
How can fifty dragons even fit in here? Great question, Greg. The dragons attack you first.
Our Wedding Is Canceled Due To The Following Strongly-Held Beliefs
Medium / Featured Story
We knew the risks when enlisting Give Us This Beignet, Our Daily Bread as our wedding baker.
Retirement Planning Vs. Quest For The Amulet Of Nargoth: Which Is Right For Me?
As we’ve shown, you need only patience and a strategy—or the Javelin of Divine Piercing, provided you defeat the demon horse—to secure your future.
A bonfire was built in one corner. I tossed in Company; I hated it now.
Low Self-Esteem, Incorporated
Live From Here
Every Low Self-Esteem Personal Trainer comes with emotional baggage that renders them friendly and accommodating! Maybe TOO accommodating. But they’re working on it.
Explaining The Gift Of The Magi To Paul Ryan
"They wait outside Comb Guy’s shop until he locks up for the night, jump him in the alley — and strangle him."
My Year Spent Not Writing The Next Teenage Wizard Series
I could feel the desperation, the urgency that would drive a woman to fill a damp Sudoku page from the back of The Scotsman with her truth.
Everyone Did Such A Great Job At The Leadership Workshop Today, Except Spencer
McSweeney's Internet Tendency
Today you reminded me what a well-connected group of people minus Spencer can accomplish when trust wins out.
So, When We Had Sex At The How To Host A Murder Party, Were You In Character?
I know we talked about touring the Scottish highlands by zeppelin but I’d also be down for driving to Madison some weekend, if that’s cool.
Welcome To Slapdash!
...prepare to fall in love with what you find. You’ll love it because we at Slapdash cannot. Not anymore.
Council Minutes, Poor Provincial Town
We handed out all those Wandering Sorceresses: Know Your Rights! pamphlets, but no one bothered to run one up to the castle and now here we are.